A physician assistant in our hospital's primary care clinic asked me to provide a consultation for a young woman who had been discharged from the community mental health center's crisis unit. Her discharge form listed a diagnosis of schizoaffective disorder, admission and discharge dates spanning two weeks, and the treating psychiatrist's directive to follow up with her primary care physician for medication management. Attached to the form was a mind-stunning list of discharge medications—nothing short of a psychoactive granola, composed of three antipsychotics, three mood stabilizers, two antidepressants, and an antianxiety agent.